Packs of copy-and-paste replies, sorted by the exact message you got.
When Bae Texts
The "hey". The "wyd". The dry one-word. The 2am text. The two-week reappearance.
Minding a truly historic amount of my own business.
Parent Texts
The summons. The 6am blessing. The guilt trip. The favor. And the phone doing that thing again.
Call me when you get a chance.
Give me one word so I know how to breathe.
Grown Folks Group Chat
He said. She said. The security camera said. Family drama, nosy neighbors, screenshots, and receipts.
Counsel, please control your auntie.
I’m watering one plant for forty minutes. Draw your own conclusions.
NC College Game Day
For the spirited, the furious, and the tailgaters. Rivalries, referees, parking lots, group chats, and fourth-quarter emotional damage.
Nobody speak to me until the rankings come out.
$9.99per pack
Coming soon
Wrong Number Texts
Scams, spam, the "hi dear" opener, and the stranger who insists they know you.
Hello, is this Jessica? 😊
It is now. What did I inherit?
$9.99per pack
Coming soon
Who Is This Texts
Unknown numbers, old flames, and people who refuse to say their name.
I remember a lot of things. Narrow it down.
$9.99per pack
Coming soon
Neighborhood Texts
The group chat feud. Parking. Noise. Packages. The Hatfields and McCoys of your street.
just so everyone is aware, the bins were out again
Thank you for the update. Riveting as always.
$9.99per pack
Coming soon
Drunk Texts
What they sent at 1am, and what you send back at 9am.
i jus think ur relly grate
Three typos in six words. Drink water.
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They're comedy packs. They won't fix your love life and don't claim to.